Cigarette Woman Sweatshirt

$ 60.00

She’s got a raspy voice, a heart of gold (buried under three layers of cynicism), and a menthol 100 always within reach. The Cigarette Woman Sweatshirt is a tribute to her—the women who raised us, judged us, and loved us loudly. Think Annette and Loretta from Drop Dead Gorgeous, your chain-smoking aunt who always told it like it was, and every woman who’s ever aggressively stubbed out a cigarette while delivering life-changing advice.

Perfect for running errands in slippers, offering unsolicited wisdom, or standing outside a bingo hall complaining about your ex. This one’s for the real ones. 💨✨

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SMALL
Body Length: 27"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 33 ½"

MEDIUM
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 34 ½"

LARGE
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 24”
Sleeve Length: 35 ½"

XL
Body Length: 30”
Body Width: 26”
Sleeve Length: 36 ½"

2XL
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 28”
Sleeve Length: 37 ½"

3XL
Body Length: 32”
Body Width: 30”
Sleeve Length: 38 ½"

4XL
Body Length: 33”
Body Width: 32”
Sleeve Length: 39 ½"

5XL
Body Length: 34”
Body Width: 34”
Sleeve Length: 40 ½"