Cristal Conners Showgirls Unisex Premium Tank Top
This isn't champagne, darlin'. This is holy water. She named herself after it, because Chrissie Lou Connors with the dingy brown hair is gone, and what paint and a surgeon built in her place hasn't missed a show in eight years. For the Goddess who knows her place is in the spotlight!
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