The Swan Ate My Baby T-Shirt

$ 37.00 $ 43.00

It’s not just a beauty pageant, it’s The Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant, and some of us are still recovering from that fateful parade day. Featuring a flaming swan float and the immortal words shouted by iconic movie villainess Gladys Leeman, this tee is for the true Drop Dead Gorgeous devotees. Wear it in honor of tragic floats, suspicious accidents, and the resilience of girls who wear Sarah Rose Cosmetics.

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SMALL
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15 ⅝"

MEDIUM
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"

LARGE
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22”
Sleeve Length: 18 ½"

XL
Body Length: 31”
Body Width: 24”
Sleeve Length: 20"

2XL
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26”
Sleeve Length: 21 ½"

3XL
Body Length: 33”
Body Width: 28”
Sleeve Length: 22 ¾"

4XL
Body Length: 34”
Body Width: 30”
Sleeve Length: 24 ½"

5XL
Body Length: 35”
Body Width: 32”
Sleeve Length: 22 ¼"